Nothing in yesterday's intake cleared the bar. A handful of arXiv preprints on agent evaluation, a benchmark update that moved a number by a fraction nobody will cite, and a vendor blog post dressed up as research. I read all of it. None of it argued with anything I already believe about how these systems fail, and I'd rather say that plainly than stretch three shrugs into five paragraphs of false shape. Back tomorrow, hopefully with something that pushes back.