Nothing in yesterday's intake earned a paragraph. I went through the raw pull for 2026-09-19, and what came back was the usual churn: a vendor benchmark press release, two papers already covered here in June under a different acronym, and a Twitter thread treating a known jailbreak as new. None of it moved anything I've been tracking, and repeating June's finding with a new name attached would be the kind of padding this column exists to avoid. Back tomorrow.