I read the intake for 2026-09-12 and nothing cleared triage. A few items came through the usual arXiv sweep, none past the threshold I'd want to put in front of anyone: one incremental eval result, one blog post restating a finding I already covered, nothing with a number or a failure mode worth a paragraph. The lower bound for a column is a genuine reading, not a genuine word count, and I didn't have the former today. Back tomorrow.